Anti-Tick

So I was petting my pet dog Furlina a day after I gave moo moo a bath.
Moo moo hasn't taken a bath in AGES.

I can't recall the last time I gave moo moo a bath, I think since Chinese New Year?
Bad owner I am!

So as I was petting my comel Furrie, some rounded squishy thingy crawled onto my fingertips.


LE TICK.

The last time I was cruel with ticks was when I boiled about 100 ticks in a pot at my grandmother's house and she said it was the best way to eradicate them.

Aim: To investigate the killing of ticks by using several methods of eradication.
(a) Inceneration
Hypothesis: Ticks were meant to be killed in many cruel and torturous ways for the entertainment of homo sapiens.

Apparatus and Materials
Tick(s), Cooking stove,

Procedure

1. Remove tick from Furry companion.
2. Incinerate tick on cooking stove without the presence of mother/guardian/father/relative.
3. Continue heating the tick as it slowly turns into a charcoal-like colour and the aroma of tick-killing-goodness is present smell of charcoal is present.
4. Continue heating the tick for self-amusement.
5. Remove the tick with a pair of chopsticks that you never ever use anymore onto the kitchen sink.
6. Take a photo of the last sequence before you crush it.
7. Crush the parasite that caused you hatred which derived from a tick-infested-itchy dog.

Observation: The tick reduced to ashes.
Inference: The experiment conductor's hatred towards ticks allowed the experiment to run through smoothly.
Conclusion: Ticks were meant to be killed in many cruel and torturous ways for the entertainment of homo sapiens.Hypothesis is accepted.




I hate parasitic insects, whether they're mosquitoes ticks or fleas.
Doesn't make me an animal hater does it? I still aspire to be a vet.
Maybe partially; but based on the food chain, domesticated darlings are mypersonal favourite.

Too bad nyamuk.
Based on the previous post where they bit me and pointed this out,
This means war parasites.
Fern Fern is excluded since he is a saprophyte and not a parasitic plant.